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immediately pulled him down and gave him a good beating. The new monkey learned quickly, and enthusiastically joined 10 in beating the next new recruit. One by one, the five original monkeys were replaced. Although none of the new group knew why, no monkey was ever allowed to climb the ladder. Like the monkeys in the experiment, every culture 15 and organization has its unwritten rules. These rules are

I play tennis
we play chess
they skate
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Я знаю какой там перевод,т.к. если вы захотите меня обмануть и отослать мне никуда не годящийся перевод,то я подам на вас нарушение . Вот,переведите этот текст пожалуйста :
There was an old man of Hungary ,
Who was always thirsty and hungry ;
When he came for a visit ,
He ate all his friends' biscuits ,
And they finally sent him to Hungary .

русского языка! The upcoming Skyfall was known as "Bond 23 " prior to the announcement of the movies name, because it will be the 23rd in the series-sort of . In the 50 years from Dr.No to Skyfall, 23 James Bond movies will have been released by Eon Productions, the company founded in 1961 by Cubby Broccoli and Harry Saltzman.

That doesn`t mean there haven`t been other movies. Bond first appeared onscreen in 1954 television version of Casino Royale, a spy movie spoof, was released in 1967 by a man who had purchased the rights to the book but didn`t want to complete with Eon. It starred Bond girl Ursula Andress , Peter Sellers , Orson Welles and young Woody Allen as " Jimmy Bond ". Another notable non-Eon Bond movie was 1983`s Sean Connery vehicle and Thunderball copycat Never Say Never Again , which opened just a few moths after Octopussy .Переведите пожалуйста качественно. Не переводите через онлайн переводчики. Сделайе так чтобы перевод был качественным со всеми правилами русского языка!

My relatives live in Lousiana,the USA. They are widlife specialists. They care for otters: there are a lot of them in Lpusiana. They prepare the otters for life in the wild. Some otters are sold to zoos. But most of the animals go to states where otters have disappeared. When I visit my relatives I help them to care for otters. I love otters. I feed them, I clean their cages. My uncle says that he is happy that the otters are coming back. I am also very happy. I think it is necessary to help wild animals. Now I know I want to work for a widlife park.
P.S. ДАЮ 18 БАЛЛОВ ТОЛЬКО ЕСЛИ МОЖНО БЕЗ ПЕРЕВОДЧИКА ПОЖАЛУЙСТА СКОЛЬКО СМОЖЕТЕ