Как быстро выучить слова по английскому языку или текст на английском языке?

Hello!
Lets go to the museum today!
Can I speak to Sveta?
Bye!
This is Kate!
Speaking!
Great! Bye!
Thays a good idea.Lets meet in two hours.

Can I take message?
Bye!
Hello!
I am sorry,hes not in at the moment.
Can I speak to Oleg?
Bye!
Its OK,thank you.Ill phone him later.
This is Ivan.

прошу

7)-You (fly) to the sea or (go) by train?-I (fly);my flight is tomorrow morning.8)-Whom you (talk) to when i (meet) you in the shop?-To my friend.We (do) shopping together.9)-How can i get to the station?-I (take) you in my car.I (go) to the station myself.10)Usually Mary (not make) mistakes in her spelling,but yesterday she (do) the spelling test rather badly.I hope she (learn) the new words now.11)They (walk) in silence for a long time and then Ben (turn) to John and (smile), "Why you never (tell) me about your family?" he (ask).12)If someone (call),tell them i (be) free after seven.

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Ywhay eshay
adhay otay ogay Iway on'tday owknay,

Eshay
ouldn'tway aysay

Iway aidsay
omethingsay ongwray,

Ownay Iway
onglay orfay esterdayyay.