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английском) можно даже рецепт бутерброда

Paul a businessman from France told his friend Ean he wanted to visit London and see its places of interest
He added he was going to travel by car.
Ean knew how much his friend was interested in the british royal family and everything connected with the crown.
Ean was sure that paul should see the official royal residence in Buckingham palace and the rest of the palaces to the Queen earned.
He advised Paul to visit the British museum, the tower of London and Hyde Park.
But he reminded his friend that all those places are in the center of London and driving in London was very difficult.
Paul was not afraid and said he would easyly find all those places and his hotel.
He was going to stay at the royal hotel one of the best in the city.
On his way to the hotel paul stopped to have a look at the pride procession walking along the mall.
Paul admired to the procession and even followed it in his car.
And then suddenly he understood that he had lost his way.
He looked at the city map but it didn't help much.
He coudnt find his hotel.
He drove round and round for an hour and then he stopped and got out of his car.
A taxy came and paul stopped it.
Take me to the royal hotel he said.
But he didn't get into the taxy, he got back into his car.
The taxy man laughed but then he drove to the royal hotel and paul followed him in his car.
They got into the hotel in 2 minutes.




Представьте что вы Пол,бизнесмен и из Франции.Расскажите своему другу Яну о своем визите в Лондон.

Я знаю какой там перевод,т.к. если вы захотите меня обмануть и отослать мне никуда не годящийся перевод,то я подам на вас нарушение . Вот,переведите этот текст пожалуйста :
There was an old man of Hungary ,
Who was always thirsty and hungry ;
When he came for a visit ,
He ate all his friends' biscuits ,
And they finally sent him to Hungary .

дома-огород,на переднем цветочная клумба.Мне нравится свой дом.ПЕРЕВЕДИТЕ ОЧЕНЬ НАДО!!!

Переведите предложения( I wish...)
1)Жаль, что он такой легкомысленный
2)Я жалею, что не послушал его совета
3)Жаль, что вы пришли так поздно
4)Обидно, что мы ушли до его прихода
5)К сожалению они знают об этом
6)Жаль, что вы отказались принять участие в пикнике
7)Жаль, что вас не интересует этот предмет
8)Жаль, что мы опоздали на поезд

будет дружбы!"

переведите плииз, только нормально, а не через гугл переводчик, он хреного переводит :*