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Ilisa1999

10 янв. 2017 г., 6:50:51 (7 лет назад)

Once Pippi's puppy asked mother to present to him the boy for Christmas. Mother a dog thought and you told you can receive the boy if you behave well. And here on the eve of Christmas mother asked Pippi: "you behaved well?"
"yes" answered Pippi.  I didn't frighten a cat
"at all didn't frighten?  "mother asked
"Well I a little bit frightened". "Also I didn't chew footwear".
"Absolutely, absolutely? " mother asked.
"Well only slightly" I told Pippi
And he didn't forget well almost didn't forget to bark when went outside.
"Well" mother told it.
Time you were a good puppy. I will go and I will bring you the boy.
When mother came home her look was afflicted.  Also I started offering other gifts:
and you don't want a soft white rabbit
Pippi answers; no, thanks
Instead of you want a little canary?
I simply would like the boy
And how you about a little small fish?
No, I simply want the boy and all answered Pippi
Then nevertheless mother told that this year it isn't enough boys and therefore this year I won't be able to present to you the boy.
Pippi thought about itself, and that if I will have the boy this year me will worry it.
After that mother thought thought and skazala:ladno to you all the same where нибудь there will be boys, you will find any the sobaku.kotory will be able to give you a puppy.
Pippi спрашивает:ты think I will consult?
well you after all can try? - mother told.

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Danila2014

10 янв. 2017 г., 7:34:02 (7 лет назад)

Once the puppy Pippi asked mother to give him a boy on Crismas. Mother dog too and said you can get the boy if you will hava a good behavior. And here on the eve of the Nativity of the mother asked Pippi:"you are well behaved?""Yes," replied Pippi I don't frightened cat "not frightened?"asked the mother "I am a bit scared"."And do not chew shoes". "Altogether?" asked мама."Well, only slightly"said Peppi and he did not forget the well almost forgot to bark when left on улицу."Well" she said to him мама.Once you were a good puppy. I will go and bring you a boy .When she came home, her view was огорченный.И started offering other gifts: and you don't want the soft white rabbit  Pippi is responsible ;no спасибоDo you wanna little Canary?I just wanted to boy And as you about the little fish?No,I just want boy and all answered Pippi Then mom said that boys this year is very small, and so this year I can't give you a boy.