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wise people say. You can't be good at your studies or work well when you are ill.

If you have a headache, heartache, toothache, backache, earache or bad pain in the stomach, if you complain of a sore throat or a bad cough, if you run a high temperature and have a bad cold in your head, or if you suffer from high or low blood pressure, I think you should consult a doctor. The doctor will examine your throat, feel your pulse, test your blood pressure, take your temperature, sound your heart and lungs, test your eyes, check your teeth or have your chest X-rayed.

After that he will prescribe some treatment, pills, tablets or some other medicine which we can buy at the chemist's. He will recommend you to stay in bed for some time, because there might be serious complications. The only thing you have to do is to follow his recommendations.

Speaking about doctors' recommendations, I can't help telling you one funny story.

An old gentleman came to see the doctor. The man was very ill. He complained of weakness, insomnia, memory loss and serious problems with his heart, lungs and liver. The doctor examined the patient and said that no medicine could cure his desease.

Do you want to know what the doctor's advice was?

He told his patient to go to a quiet place for a month and have a good rest. He also advised him to eat a lot of meat, drink two glasses of red wine every day and take long walks. In other words, the doctor recommended him to follow the rule: "Eat at pleasure, drink with measure and enjoy life as it is."

The doctor also said that if the man wanted to be well again, he shouldn't smoke more than one cigarette a day.

A month later the gentleman came into the doctor's office. He looked cheerful and happy. He thanked the doctor and said that he had never felt a healthier man.

"But you know, doctor," he said, "it's not easy to begin smoking at my age."

early.

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В начале лета я вместе с братом поехала в деревню к тёте и дедушке. Там я помогала тёте убираться и готовить еду. Дедушке я помогала работать в саду. Но ещё я там очень хорошо отдохнула. В свободное время мы вместе с братом и тётей гуляли в степи и в лесу, иногда ходили на речку.
В июле я поехала к сестре в гости. Мы вместе с ней ходили в бассейн и на пруд. Катались на велосипедах и роликах, а по вечерам гуляли по городу.
Весь август я была дома, но каждый вечер я ходила с подругой играть в теннис. Иногда мы с ней ездили плавать на пруд и ходили на пикники.
Я довольна своими каникулами, но расстроилась, что они так быстро кончились.


И ещё вот это переведите, пожалуйста (не обязательно)

Всё лето я сидела дома и играла в компьютерные игры.

Я знаю какой там перевод,т.к. если вы захотите меня обмануть и отослать мне никуда не годящийся перевод,то я подам на вас нарушение . Вот,переведите этот текст пожалуйста :
There was an old man of Hungary ,
Who was always thirsty and hungry ;
When he came for a visit ,
He ate all his friends' biscuits ,
And they finally sent him to Hungary .

I opened my eyes and saw the soldier. He was in bed and his face was very pale. He had a very bad cough too. "What's the matter with you?" I asked, "Have you got a cold?" "I don't know," said the soldier, "but I have a headache and a sore thoat." I wanted to call the doctor and tried to open the door but I couldn't. I looked out of the window and couldn't belive my eyes. All the people from our house were in the street. They closed the door to the house. "Please help us! The soldier is ill," I cried. "If you go out, you'll kill us. It's the plague," they answered and ran away. At they moment I understood everything. I wasn't in Russia, and it wasn't a game. But how did I get to the Edinburgh of hundreds of years ago? Was I mag? Was it a bad dream? I didn't know the answer. I looked at the soldier. He was real. I touched his forehead. His temperature was high - that was real too. " If I don't help him, he'll die. And I'll die too," I thought and opened my rucksack. There were a lot of medicines in my rucksack. I had an aspirin, some nose drops and some cough syrup. I gave my medicine to the soldier. " If you don't have the plague, my medicine will help you. You must stay in bed and drink a lot of water, " I said to him. Two days later the soldier was better. It wasn't the plague. It was flu. But when I told him about it, he didn,t believe me. "You have some secret medicine and you can cure any disease," he said. " I must go back to London tomorrow. If you come with me, I'll do anything for you." The soldier and I went to London. His name was Phillip and he wasn't a bad man. The road to London was long and difficult, but finally we got there. Вопросы переведите и ответье на ни, пожалуйста!! Умоляю)) 1) How did the soldier look in the morning? 2) Why were the people scared? 3) What did Rob understand? 4) What happened to the soldier? 5) How did Rob help him? 6) Did the soldier die?

y saw that the firefighter were helpless as the wind blew the flames in their direction. the lucky ones grabbed a few important things, rushed to their cars and drove away before the flames were too close.

one family, however, waited too long. when they tried to drive to a nearby reservoir, they were trapped in the flames and died in their car.

the fire burned for more than a week and then it got colder, fog rolled in from the ocean and the flame died.

experts say that there have been forest fires for thousands of years. when it is very dry in California and a hot wind blows out of the desert, a burning cigarette that someone has thrown away may be a terrible fire.

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