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We contiune our talk about hobbies. Today we will meet Mr Pompton. He will show us his collection bot he has asked us to hurry up because he has very little time to spare. Richard Pompton has an interesting hobby. He collects old TV sets. He has so much TV sets that they are everywhere in his house. There are few TV sets in the living room, in the bathroom! "Did you buy all of these TV sets yourself?" we asked him. "Oh, no, I don't have that little money. Most of them came from people who didn't want them anymore. much of the TV sets didn't work when I got them. So I repaired them. Now all the TV sets work! "Thank you, Mr Pompton's hobby is very unusual indeed and very few people understand him.

telephone him news of his pet. It was easy to identify the dog. It had only three legs and had also lost an ear in a fight with a rotweiler. Unfortunately,the dog was blind,too-the result of a fight with a cat. And if someone found th dog they could check its name. Its neck with its name on it Lucky
2)как можно озаглавить этот текст?The British conductor Sir thomas Beecham was walking one day with a friend of his sister's.Her name was Utica Beecham turned to the girl and said,I don't like your first name. I'd like to change it. You can't do that,she replied,but you cam change my surname. They got married soon afterwards
3)и здесь тоже как озаглавить?A woman,Mrs Smith was in hospital after the birth of her son.She was trying to decide what to call her son,when she walked past a door. It was the name KING on it. That's a good name,she thougth. A little later,she walked past another door and this time she saw the name NOSMO.But she liked it,too and so her son was named Nosmo Kind Smith. It was only six months later that she discoverd her terrible mistake.
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далее!!Я люблю гулять со своей подружкой Олесей.Этим летом я была много раз на речке.Я ездила на велосипеде а также на роликах!!!Мне очень нравится лето!!! Скоро 1 сентября и нужно будет ходить в школу в первую смену!!!Обожаю лето!!! ПЕРЕВЕДИТЕ МНЕ ЭТОТ ТЕКСТ НА АНГЛИЙСКИЙ СРОЧНО!!!!

Завтра в школу к восьми а я не могу его перевести