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Что-то вроде: "Когда я проигрываю в компьютерную игру, я начинаю сильно нервничать. Чтобы успокоится, я ем много мороженого, пытаюсь порезать себе вены, плачу и смотрю в окно на дождик.

Emily: Hello, guys. I'm so happy to see you again. Mom, Dad these are our British relatives, Rob and Mark MacWizard. They are the smartest guys I know.
Mr and Mrs Wilson: It's great to meet you, guys. How are you?
Emily: And this is Misha Inin. He's from Russia and he's my best friend.

Mr and Mrs Wilson: It's nice to meet you,Misha
Misha: Nice to meet you, Mr Wilson and Mrs Wilson. Mr Wilson: Oh, please just call us Diana and Martin.
Misha: OK, Martin.

Mr Wilson: That's better.
Mrs Wilson: How was your flight, boys? Are you tired?
Mark: It was fine, thank you. A bit long, but we had a great time.
Rob: Yes, we had a very nice breakfast and lunch.

Misha: And I watched two films during the flight.

Mr Wilson: I'm glad to hear that, but let's go. Everyone is waiting to see you.

Rob: Everyone?

Mr Wilson: Oh, yes. The rest of the family is waiting for you
outside. All our brothers, sisters and cousins. There are thirteen of them. They've been asking about our new relatives from Britain.

Mark: What a big family!
Emily: Actually, there are more of us, but not everybody
could come to the airport today. You'll meet the whole family the day after tomorrow. We're organizing a big family party.

Rob: Are we going to meet the whole family?

Mrs Wilson: Oh, no, don't worry. My terrible cousin Terry, who did all those awful things to you, isn't going to be there. He's in prison now.

Emily: Let's forget about the past. You're in the USA now and you're going to see one of the greatest cities on the planet — New York!