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arrive;borrow;get;go;go;make;repeat;tell;think;wait

1.Please stay here.I don't want you to go
2.I didn't hear what she said,so I asked her..................it.
3.`Shall we begin?` `No,let's.........................a few minutes.`
4.Are they already here? I expected them...............much later.
5.Kevin's parents didn't want him....................married.
6.I want to stay here.You can't make me.................with you.
7.`Is that your bicycle?` `No it's John's.He let me......................it.`
8.Mary can't come to the party.She told me.......................you.
9.Would you like a drink?Would you like me..................some coffee?
10.`Ann doesn't like me` What makes you.....................that?`

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1)переделать предложения из прямой речи в косвенную речь.
1)He said to the DJ, "I can sing at alive".2)He said, " I am sure she will visit us when she is back in Oryol."3) Misha said, "I saw them in the theatre." 4) He said, "I have not seen my cousin today."5) Helen said,"I do not watch this channel very often".6) Tom said,"I have already read this book, so I know what it is about."7) He said,"Mery has just won a guiz on this radio."8)"I am going to the theatre tonight,"he said to me.9)Mike said,"I spoke to Ms. Brown this morning."10) He said to his friend,"I shall listen to this CD today if I have time." 11) Oled said,"My room is on the second floor".

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добавляйте что нибудь сами прошу должно быть 7 8 придлоожений и сочинение на тему моя любимая группа (one direction) и почему (потому что они занимаются благотварительностью красиво поют мне больше всего ннавится zein i harry)